A dapper and intellectual caucasian man with real opinions about real things, he uses big words and is strikingly fascinating.

Myles enjoys naps, and surfing and naps and NPR and naps and rock climbing...oh and naps!  


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Just a small town girl living in a lonely world. A loud homo with bubbles for brains and the shortest attention span.

Santos enjoys yoga and Beyonce and running and Beyonce and design and Beyonce and gay things.... oh and Beyonce!


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Instagram: @tovsswokeuplikethis

Twitter: @SaintTovss